Update

To the lot of you who are following eagerly the status of my teeth, I am happy to report that I am no longer in braces al hamdullah.

AND Germany won. Woop woop *dancing*. Actually it is more like KILLED England 4-1. I love you my boys XOXO.

To Dr. Eihab

Dear Dr. Eihab,

Fuck you! How dare you worthless fucking piece of shit say it was my fault? I was the model patient every orthodontist would love to have. No real work just some little straightening. I came on time every month. I kept my teeth clean. I did everything you fucking wanted me to do. And how do you repay me:

1- You took way too fucking long time to do my teeth. (16 months)

2- You didn't fix them completely.

3- You went on holiday right after you removed it, so I can't come complain about them the next day.

4- When I fucking visited you today -after a month. You fucking said that I miraculously changed them and that I didn't put my retainer the hole time.

Well, Fuck you shit head. I put that fucking retainer all the fucking time, except when I ate of course. And it was you who didn't do he's job. YOU FUCK!

And now you tell me that if I want them perfect I have to put the braces AGAIN! Oh God why? What did I do to deserve this? Oh and you want me to put METAL braces? FUCK YOU! I paid for ceramic you shit head.

Anyway, I'll do it. But you better do it right this time. T_T

And in case you don't know this is how my teeth should look like next time:

Or I'm gonna have to kill ya!

Hate,

Cookie

P.S: Dentists are NOT REAL DOCTORS!

P.S.S: I didn't want to use this kind of language in Ramadan but you forced me to.

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I want to die. I don't want to put braces again. Ya Allah 3fok o r7mtk. T_T

Note to self: Inshallah when you become a doctor, don't ever be a jerk and admit that you are wrong. We are humans. We make mistakes.