An Angel Vs. a Doctor

Remember my paediatrics reflections? Well, this is my post surgery reflection.

I sit here today, as my surgery rotation is almost over and after watching The Victoria's Secret 2011 fashion show, reflecting over my life. What the fuck did I do? I'm cute. I'm hot. Not tall enough to be a model. But I should have picked a career where I can utilize this cuteness. Perhaps an air hostess or my current plan B a yoga instructor. Fuck, I could have married a doctor and been a trophy wife. Why did I have to go and be the doctor myself?

Sadly, what's done is done and it's only a few months and I'll graduate and be a doctor. A doctor whom when she pouts, men turn into a puddle.

Imma get that Incredible cape and be The Incredible Doctor. xD

P.S: this isn't my real surgery reflection. The real one went more like bah bah black sheep have you any wool? I LOVE SURGERY!

P.S.S: no, seriously. I really do.

Fun Day

Hello. Today was fun!

So, I'm running late & freaking out cuz this doctor wants us to be there on time or actually before-time. I get there on time & guess what? He's not even coming.

Now we have an extra 2 hours to spare. At first the geeky instincts kicked in & we decided to spread and take cases. Luckily for us, there weren't any easy cases. So we gave up & it's time for plan B: operation ditch the hospital & go have fun. After I knocked my head to the low roof of the car -which is odd considering its a big car-and after we had a long debate & vote about where to go, yaay we went to Casper and Gambini's ♥. First thing was we told the waiter we have 30 miutes to order,eat and go. He looked freaked out. Poor us =[.

We ate, we drank, we laughed at FML then my new friend A, who's a photographer, took some pictures of us. I'm excited to see them. Cuz I'm not photogenic & I want to see if a professional photographer can make a difference LOL.

Back to the hospital and to a boring skin session. Which after, I went with G to her appointment with the plastic surgeon.

There, 2 stupid interns greeted us and re-took the history and G told them about her little finger fracture and that its called a mallet finger deformity. Stupid intern no.1 looked at my ID, then said: Oh your 4th year so you should know what kind of fracture is this? We don't know. A smug appears on their faces & they recite the types. Intern no.2: You know? the splinter you have on is called a mallet splinter not the deformity.

Then stupid intern no. 2 asked: have you ever read an X-ray? Then showed us the fucking X-ray and said: Where is the fracture? G pointed it out for him. Then he couldn't stop bitching about how small is this fracture, and how it doesn't even deserves to be called a fracture. LOL WTF dude?

They got out to get the doc. We opened a surgery book and read a bout the MALLET FINGER!

The doctor finally came. Dumb and dumber stood there watching. 1st question directed to dumb & dumber: what is a MALLET FINGER? Dumb & dumber looked at each other then smiled and stood there not knowing. LOL at that moment I had the biggest grin on my face.

The doc also directed some questions to G. But thankfully not to me, I'm only the companion after all LOL.

No surgery al 7mdullilah. Only very strict, hard to stick to commands.

Yori is leaving today back to the states. Me gonna miss you babe XOXO. T_T

ER Drama

Hello. I know your mad. You miss me & my drama and I haven't written anything in along time. I was busy, tired and depressed. But here I am today and I miss you all XOXO.

2 days ago, I was fasting plus going through a VERY bad PMS. I came late so I didn't know that my dearest Z is sick. She left in the middle of the session & then J went after her. I didn't think much of it cuz I thought maybe they are being extra-nerdy and went to take a case, since I heard them talking about doing such, a day before.

The session is over. I stay in the class room cuz I was filling up some papers with some of my friends. The rest of the group vanished.

Me and the friends go to the cafeteria. And I show them what PMS really means.

The break ends, and we go to attend our next session. We meet up with the other girls. They talk and laugh and then suddenly by MISTAKE they mention that Z is in the ER. PMSing-me freaks out. "WTF? was she sick? Why didn't anyone tell me? Are you insane? ". J tries to calm me down "she knew that you would be worried sick so she didn't want you to know". Me scream some more, then call Z "why didn't you tell me". The other end of the phone "Z is sleeping now. I'm her sister". Me "oh sorry, how is she? Fine? Good. Bye". Me scream at the group some more and the phone rings. Its Z, they gave her an IV and she said she wanted me there with her and wanted to tell me in the session but was afraid the doctor would get upset. Translation: J is a liar. I told her they just told me and that I'm coming now. I went with S. She too wasn't informed till I told her. And we both are Z's best friends. Why the hell haven't the others told us is beyond me? And then lying about it?

I see Z and she lightens up immediately. And with every minute passing she was looking better al7mdullah. After an hour we were waiting for the doctor and of course she was wishing for a cute doc. He came and he's not any where near cute. But that didn't stop her. She was flirting and laughing big time LOL. " Hey doc I missed my session because of this and I made my friends miss it too". Him "I'll give you a sick leave". Z " you have to give my friends too LOL and its CNS. 5la9 enta lazm tshr7lna LOL". He didn't respond, lowered his head and started writing. Z " sorry ana mos6lah al yoom LOL". WTV bla bla bla. She goes home as good as new.

Yesterday, G closed the closet door on her little finger. It got swollen and very painful. Today she tells N. N tells her to go to the ER and get an X-ray. G asks me to come along. Me and G go to the ER. We ask an intern what to do? He's not cute but he tells us what to do. :P

We went to the X-ray room, talk to the dude and then he tells me " lo sm7ty a6l3y barra". Waja3 fi shklk I know. He should have said "lo sm7ty atf9'ly" or something. :S

We go back to the intern, see the X-ray and there was a fracture. He tells us to go to the trauma room and wait for the orthopaedic surgeon. Z and S3 join us. The surgeon came and what a cutey XD. He acts all funny and charming with G. Z laughs at her and say "btdl3 btdl3". Me laugh at Z and mouth to her "a7lan min ur doc". S3 was laughing for an unknown reason LOL. He tells her the treatment plan then went to consult the specialist since she is a medical student and he can't screw her up. We wait and wait then cute doc and the specialist show up and tells G she needs surgery. Plastic or ortho? Her choice. Me go like plastic for sure LOL. Its not major surgery al7mdullah and she still needs to see the consultant bs al 7mdullah, blslamah inshallah XOXO.

There is some more stupidity bs I'm not in the mood. :/

Note to girls: when a guy looks, smiles or even talks to you it doesn't mean he cares. So stop acting stupid. Ana marrrrrah 6fsht mn al hbl. Allah yhdeekom. LOL
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Randomness

*Shows Review*

A Start with quoting James Frey & an end with an amazing performance from Lady Gaga, are a guarantee that this GG episode rocked.

Doesn't the dress looks like its made by a lame ass Middle-Eastern designer?

And about that stupid threesome -a9lan who would want to have a twosome with that Dan, let alone a threesome- V looked way more hotter than stupid Hillary.

S is a bitch. "That line got all blurry" fi 3eenik. He's still a married congressman. If you don't care about his marriage, care about his fucking career. But LOVE the outfit. :P

House MD is getting boring & Grey's Anatomy is getting so much better.

*Uni Crap*

Sat: I had a case presentation which went well al 7mdullah. =]

I didn't know who was the doc who's gonna be evaluating me until minutes after the presentation. And to my shock he was the dude in the H1N1 flu add in the hospital. My face turned to WTF? And my friends died from laughing at me. :P

Mon: We celebrated S's 2 months & 4 days belated birthday- she was counting LOL.

Wed: I LOVE orthopedics. For 2 reasons:

1. My uncle.


2. They are the sweetest most organized, systematic, simple, considerate surgeons in the world.

And for the other surgeons, you really need to be given sexual harassment seminars. Sweet talking is one thing but NO TOUCHING!

HAJJ BREAK IS ON. XD

Chuck Bass Was Kissed By A DUDE!

Finally al 7mdullah last week is OVER! I had the history presentation which was frustrating. And the last 2 days I attended The 5th Scientific Meeting for Saudi General Surgery Society, plus my sessions in the hospital.

After I registered & paid for the conference, they told us if we don't attend 4 out of the 6 sessions we won't get an attendance certificate. WHAT THE HELL? I attended part of every session & I got my certificate yay. :P

I took this fuzzy picture while laughing cuz my friend was laughing at the girls heads & the sound of the flash. LOL m3 nfsha.

It's strange how perfect strangers sometimes care about you more than the fucking people that act as your friends. Thank you Martin you made my day & you are the sweetest person ever. <3

*spoiler alert*

Oh yeah your dying to know. Chuck was kissed by a guy in the 6the episode of GG. It was sweet & all Blair's fault. That will gurntee some spice in their life. The lovey dovey couple are getting boring. Oh & chucky lost some weight, he looks better. =]

If you don't want to spoile it further don't watch the video.

My First Surgery

It was RAINING that day in JEDDAH! And we didn’t have classes for 3HOURS!
The girls were either playing in the rain or ditching the university and heading to lunch in that nice, rare weather. That is all except of me, Z, A and G. We went to the hospital. To try to get into a surgery. Hehe.