Jul 11, 2010

2010 World Cup Memories and Rants

This post is for me to reflect upon in 4 years time. Inshallah I'll be reading it in Brazil. If you didn't watch this world cup you won't understand what I'm talking about and maybe even if you did.

I can't believe it has been a month already. It feels like just last week we were watching the opening match. Staring at a black screen with the words "no signal" no thanks to al Jazeerah.

Remember how I said I won't root for a specific team and that I'll just root for the hottest one every match. Yeah that was not the case. Not even close. I was sold to Germany the minute I knew Mesut Özil was playing. A Very amazing Turk player. Plus I love Germany in the medical field and I think it is a great country. Too bad for Mesut he was only a star in the matches against Australia and Ghana. But he is young and he is a big star in the making.
I loved the German team. Every and each one of them had a piece of my heart. I loved how they topped group D. As in D for Duha. Me. And how they scored 4 goals each in 3 of their matches. Which 4 is my lucky number. I'm telling you those are MY boys.
I was super sad when Muller got a yellow card in the match with Argentina and was to miss the match with Spain. Di Maria from Argentina also handballed but did not get a yellow card. So that is NOT FAIR! I hate the referees in this world cup. Bunch of ass holes. Anyway after my boys lost against Spain, I was DYING to know what was Muller thinking. I searched for an interview with him but nothing. I really wanted to talk to him. Puff I'm not a stalker. I just needed to know what was he thinking. LOL that sounds funny now. And then when Klose didn't play against Uruguay I was so heart broken. Oh why would he do that? The flu? Back injury? Those are not reasons. If he was dead, I would want someone to drag his corpse all over the field and hope for the ball to hit his body and score 2 times. If he did he would have broken the all-time FIFA World Cup finals scoring record of 15. I really needed to talk to him too. Enough about Germany. For now that is.

Now Portugal, at their first match I was at the beginning against them cuz my little brother rooted for them. I made jokes after jokes and made him change his mind and never ever root for them again. But during the match Cristiano Ronaldo, whom I never really understood why is everybody obsessed with him, threw and got himself a yellow card for acting I guess. He then screamed "FUCK YOU". I was signed, sealed delivered. Man that was HOT! And I am not the only one who thinks that. And that is how me rooting for Portugal was borne LOL.
The next match with Korea was just AWESOME! Loved every bit of the 7 goals. And how Cristiano was getting frustrated for not scoring himself and then he did score that silly yummy goal and LOL. He made my day. The next day my friend was insisting that the ball rolled over his ass and then he shot it. I told her I didn't see no ass involvement and that we must see it again to make sure. I still think there weren't but it is still a cute goal. Speaking of his ass, that same friend was commenting on it and another friend told her "siby his ass fi 7alo". LOL I think it was hilarious but that is just me. :P

To Spain,
You broke my heart twice. Kicking both of my teams out. But I'm oddly still happy that you won the cup. Maybe because you were really the best or maybe cuz you have hands down the hottest guys in the tournament.
I LOVED the second half of the match with Paraguay. Super entertaining. I watched it 6 times.

To Holland,
I love you guys and love your country. Had some amazing memories there. But what the fuck? It's football not kill-the-Spanish-game. You played too fucking rough at the final. Not cool.

To Villa and Wesley,
HAHA Muller got the Adidas Golden Boot Yaay. The only importance of the final for me, was to make sure you 2 freaks don't score. Woop woop. I say this with love cuz I like you both as players. :P

Dude this might be the longest, most disorganized post EVER!

On crying, that was a major up in the world cup. I just enjoy getting sad over them cute guys crying. Sick? I know. The most memorable crying dudes -I was struggling to find a word better than cry babies- were:
  1. That cute Italian dude that was really crying but I can't really remember his name. LOL not so memorable ha?
  2. Oscar the Paraguayan who lost the penalty shot against Spain. Y7ZIN!
  3. Eduardo, Portugal's goal keeper. He BROKE MY HEART! Poor thing. He was really good.
  4. Casillas, Spain's goal keeper, tears of joy. Top notch awesome happiness.
  5. Wesley Senijder glistening eyes after he cried was so cute. Poor little thing.
Now let's talk in general. That was not in general? I mean about some random players.
  1. Diego Forlan, you are HOT plus a very amazing player. You totally deserved that Golden Ball.
  2. Luis Suarez, I really don't like you but you totally saved the day in the match with Ghana. That was REALLY FUNNY! Great goal keeping skills.
  3. David Villa, you MOVE like a real matador. I like o.O
  4. Siphiwe Tshabalala, I really like your last name.

I think this is enough. No one will read all of this let alone me. Oh wait. Last thing, I promise.

Note to STC: FUCK YOU! I LOVED watching/BBming the matches with Yori. For you to cut off the service just because I changed to prepaid so you won't rob me as much was plain WHAT THE FUCK YA 7RAMIAH! I have been begging you to TAKE MY MONEY for 2 WEEKS NOW and still NOTHING! I hope you burn in hell.

And a happy world cup to you too. xD


  1. WOW!! that was VERY long!
    I guess I haven't missed anything of the world cup .. this is even better than a sport magazine :P

    looool at the way that made u root for Portugal .. who would've thought a word like this would have this magical effect loool :P
    another looool at ur poor lil bro. .. I wonder.. what did he root for after Portugal?

    for some reason .. I'm happy too that Spain has won the world cup =)

    n about STC .. do u believe that they wont cut off my service totally just to force me to pay the monthly service charge? it's been more than 6 months?!!!!!! n now it's a sky-high 5orafy number? :S
    what reeeeeally bugs me .. is that I have to pay for calls i didn't make :S
    so .. I hate them too :@

  2. LOL thank you Ghada. It's not just the word. It's the way he said it. :P
    My bro was also with Spain. So I guess I saved him from a heart break. I'm a good person after all :P
    Yeah I know stupid STC are 7ramiah.

  3. I already miss the world cup, can't wait for the Euro but it's still no world cup.

    Yesterday was the day when a dream of mine come true. I've been supporting Spain for 12 years and 10 of them were complete disappointments.

    I don't get what's hot about Crestina Ronaldo though. Is it the way he almost cry every time a decision goes against him? Or the pink flowers he put in his hair? I mean he's not a real man FFS. And no I'm not jealous :)

    Nice round off for the world cup. We may meet in Rio in 4 years time :)

  4. Congratulation for you and your team.:)
    True Cristiano acts like a child a lot of the times but that is part of his boyish charm and his body is the ultimate male specimen, so he is a real man. :P

    Thank you. See you in Rio :)

  5. Congratulations :D & btw, its my first time to see your blog, I must say I really admire the design & posts. keep it up :)

  6. Hey TaZmaNiA, thank you and welcome to my blog. Come again soon. :)

  7. LOL! @ Tshabalala.

    And did you hear about Paul the octopus? Funniest thing ever isn't it?

  8. LOL Yes, and the parrot Manny. xD

  9. we used to gather for the games.

    i used to go for the company, never the matches :P

  10. eshda3wa, yeah I get you. The games I saw with my family and friends were much more fun.

    Shahirah, yup. Check him out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF1YgIgozZE