Update

To the lot of you who are following eagerly the status of my teeth, I am happy to report that I am no longer in braces al hamdullah.

AND Germany won. Woop woop *dancing*. Actually it is more like KILLED England 4-1. I love you my boys XOXO.

My Best Friend Rihanna

It's true. According to last night's dream, me & she are besties. :S

*WARNING* This is the weirdest dream EVER!

I was in AL-Kuwait with my friend Z and we were just about to go have fun & we were going to a club or something and then I saw this dude from uni looking at us & then he entered a club. We followed him in. And OMG it's not a club. It's fucking Jeddah & we are in the 2nd floor hospital auditorium LOL.

It's not enough that we are in the hospital. No I found out that we have an exam (7mass). The place was crowded with boys & girls. And OMG Rihanna was singing on stage. She finishes her song & go upstairs to where I was sitting. No one pays attention to her except me. I go to her and ask if I could have my picture taken with her. She says yes. I set next to her and she tells me to show my teeth when I smile. And oh she has braces too LOL. Then we start gossiping & laughing so hard. The girls gave us the stink eye & they boys were so jealous.

Then there were some doctors on stage reviewing some information with the students before the exam. I wanted to listen to what they were saying but the bitch won't shut up. At first I try to listen to her & to them but I can't and I'm missing on a lot. Then every thing was a blur, I can't remember. But next thing we were having an ugly fight. Why? LOL

What's your latest weirdest dream?

Update

Tomorrow I'm going back to school, or in my case hospital. I'm scared LOL. It feels like a new chapter of my life. Hopefully it will be a happy one with less drama. Whom am I kidding? This is medical school. With less traumatic annoying drama.
My day will start at 9 a.m. which is a HUGE improvement. I hope it's not just tomorrow. I have medicine & surgery. The rest of the schedule will be known tomorrow.
Last year 4th year student, took a WEEK orientation cuz it's the beginning of the clinical years. But apparently we are a bunch of extra ordinary geniuses and we don't need orientation. Good for us LOL.

I got my metal braces a few days ago and I absolutely hate it. It's sharper and irritating. But I look OK. Not as freaky as I thought I would look. =]
And I just realized that I'm so stupid & I should have waited till I get my hospital ID. Cuz now my mouth will look like a fish & my smile won't be cute.

I also finished the book I was reading Chances. It's really entertaining. I love it & can't wait to read the sequel. But it's not for everyone. This is one of its reviews "Should be called 'The Godfather Goes to Bed'" - Cable News Network

P.S: that's not why I liked it. :P

To Dr. Eihab

Dear Dr. Eihab,

Fuck you! How dare you worthless fucking piece of shit say it was my fault? I was the model patient every orthodontist would love to have. No real work just some little straightening. I came on time every month. I kept my teeth clean. I did everything you fucking wanted me to do. And how do you repay me:

1- You took way too fucking long time to do my teeth. (16 months)

2- You didn't fix them completely.

3- You went on holiday right after you removed it, so I can't come complain about them the next day.

4- When I fucking visited you today -after a month. You fucking said that I miraculously changed them and that I didn't put my retainer the hole time.

Well, Fuck you shit head. I put that fucking retainer all the fucking time, except when I ate of course. And it was you who didn't do he's job. YOU FUCK!

And now you tell me that if I want them perfect I have to put the braces AGAIN! Oh God why? What did I do to deserve this? Oh and you want me to put METAL braces? FUCK YOU! I paid for ceramic you shit head.

Anyway, I'll do it. But you better do it right this time. T_T

And in case you don't know this is how my teeth should look like next time:

Or I'm gonna have to kill ya!

Hate,

Cookie

P.S: Dentists are NOT REAL DOCTORS!

P.S.S: I didn't want to use this kind of language in Ramadan but you forced me to.

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I want to die. I don't want to put braces again. Ya Allah 3fok o r7mtk. T_T

Note to self: Inshallah when you become a doctor, don't ever be a jerk and admit that you are wrong. We are humans. We make mistakes.